Homer is a genius!
"The Simpsons" mania is ramping up, and I think I like it. Check out The Sun to find a pretty good compilation of jokes from the show. This movie is gonna blow my mind (hopefully).
Here are my favorites from the list:
Homer: Just once I'd like someone to call me 'Sir' without adding 'You're making a scene.'
Homer: Don't you ever, EVER talk that way about television.
Homer: That's it! You people have stood in my way long enough. I'm going to clown college!
Homer: I'm in no condition to drive...wait! I shouldn't listen to myself, I'm drunk!
Homer: Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try
Homer: Here's to alcohol, the cause of—and solution to—all life's problems.
Homer: I want to share something with you: The three little sentences that will get you through life. Number 1: Cover for me. Number 2: Oh, good idea, boss! Number 3: It was like that when I got here.
Bart: There's no such thing as a soul. It's just something they made up to scare kids, like the boogeyman or Michael Jackson.