Super-Sized: Coachella 2007

If you haven't been sleeping under a rock, you already know the line-up for Coachella this year. It's gonna be so fucking great! Bjork and Jarvis Cocker! And all my DJ favorites are gonna be on hand like MSTRKRFT, Air, Erol Alkan, Soulwax, DJ Heather, & Justice. I'm so excited about this that I might have to pass on SXSW just to save up for this mega-festival. $249 for a 3-day pass is a pretty good deal.

Here's the lineup:

I can't believe that as the night ended last Coachella, they had the nerve to start a rumor that it wasn't coming back! Cheers to the new and improved 2007 schedule! There's so many acts that I've been meaning to see. And now I will. I'm kinda not so psyched about Rage or RHCP. It's not 1999 anymore.

Team Jarvis

Stereogum wants YOU to decide who'd win in a fight: Damon Albarn or Jarvis Cocker.



I'm gonna have to go with Jarvis. He's suave, intelligent, dashing. He's simply way cooler than Damon Albarn will ever be.

Be sure to read all the comments. At first, I was Team Both, but Damon can be a real dick as of late. I'd still totally shag him. He's so pretty.

Musically, I do love them both. Go Brit Pop Rock of the 90s. I even bought Elastica, sorry Justine for the comment about shagging him. They're split up anyways.


Justine's view on Damon from the Guardian Interview:
'It was very difficult. It's actually very taboo to stop and say, "OK, I'm in a band and I'm really successful and my boyfriend's a pop star and he's really handsome and lots of girls fancy him, but I don't want to be with him." I was just thinking: "This just isn't the life I want." I felt like going back to basics, living life on a much smaller scale. There's something very unromantic about being with someone that hundreds of thousands of teenage girls fancy. There really is.'

Water under the bridge, and proof that Damon is a cock.

Enjoy this Elastica video for old time's sake.